found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
Some of these are terrible. Talk about condoms killing the mood and then suggest you tell a guy his dick is too small or you might have an STD. That’ll bring his boner back.
And no acknowledgement that you might be using the condoms as a contraceptive (obviously in addition to disease protection)? It doesn’t feel good. Neither does raising a kid. It spoils the mood. So do kids. It takes too long. Raising a kid takes 25 years. You won’t catch anything from me. Except maybe a kid. Just this once it won’t matter. It only takes once to get pregnant with a kid. It works for everything until he says “I had a vasectomy.”